11 - THE ONE THAT ENDS WITH A HEATED DEBATE
Eddie: In this episode, we talk about Amera's dramatic morning, tourists in New York, my recent hospital visit, White Castle, Nicolas Cage's marriage, and celebrity tweets and the responses they receive. Eventually (and unsurprisingly), we get into a heated debate (fight) about guns.
Amera: Eddie also makes me sign a friendship contract that I am currently getting annulled - Nicolas Cage could never.
10 - THE ONE WHERE game of thrones almost ended our friendship
Eddie: In this episode, we talk about the fight we had on Game of Thrones day, taking edibles, whether or not I should get an Instagram, what it was like growing up in New York, my caucasian dog Sonny, Amera's hot middle school teacher, and the fact that she got accused of stealing AirPods while high. Amera also reads her old tweets and I talk about how hard it has been to adjust to the "new" Amera.
Amera: We also talk about how a relationship should be, and I throw out some Ameraisms for the listeners - wisdom is hard to come by, so I got y'all.
09 - (2/2) - THE ONE WHERE WE COME BACK FROM OUR HIATUS
Eddie: In this episode, we talk about Amera's husband, the fact that she has been in a good mood since Cancun (weird), the Tinder matches I made in Florida, books, the different stages of "talking," edibles, and coming out of the closet.
Amera: I'm in love. Just kidding. I - never mind.
09 - (1/2) - THE ONE WHERE WE COME BACK FROM OUR HIATUS
Eddie: In this episode, we talk about my trip to Florida, Amera's new favorite bathroom, the fact that she's a reader now, her birthday, and spring break.
Amera: Keep an eye out for the second part of this episode where I talk about my husband from Mexico. Had to live it up during our month-long absence.
08 - THE ONE WHERE WE READ OUR SEARCH HISTORIES
Eddie: In this episode, we discuss Amera's sudden change of identity, vaginas, arranged marriage, how our parents met, and our search histories.
Amera: I look cute now... anyone wanna date?
07 - THE ONE WHERE WE GET SERIOUS
Eddie: In this episode, we discuss racism, racial profiling, Trump, Amera getting pulled over, and more.
Amera: We'll be back to our lighthearted selves next week - there was simply something to be said about the current political climate.
06 - THE ONE WHERE AMERA IS VEGAN
Eddie: In this episode, we discuss how many times it took us to record (this episode), Gunna, getting into fights with random people, making friends before and after getting into relationships, love languages, micropenises, and more.
Amera: Stream Drip or Drown 2 now.
05 - THE ONE With all the high stories
Eddie: In this episode, we discuss our first time getting high, bad and good highs, getting caught with weed, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld, Amera dying, the best and worst gifts we've gotten and given, making merch, update everyone on "crate guy," and some other shit.
Amera: Am I entertaining? Or just a mess?
04 - THE ONE WHERE WE talk about hookups
Eddie: In this episode, we talk about The Office, How I Met Your Mother, hooking up with people from work, hooking up with friends, orgasms, assholes, our week, and more.
Amera: Eddie doesn't give girls orgasms. That's all I had to say.
03 - THE ONE WHERE WE GET INTO A FIGHT
Eddie: In this episode, we get into a fight because Amera is a bitch. We also talk about our first week back in school, crushes, cheating, porn, and more.
Amera: Eddie is a snowflake. Let us know if we should keep our new segment!
02 - THE ONE WITH ALL THE DRUNK STORIES
Eddie: In this episode, we discuss how we came up with a name for this podcast, our (mostly Amera's - of course) drunk stories, Tinder pet peeves, Kanye West, our relationship with our parents, and some other shit.
01 - THE ONE WITH ALL THE TANGENTS
Eddie: In this episode, we talk about urine therapy, the Netflix show "You," crazy exes, veganism, and a bunch of other things - I'm too lazy to go back and listen for the other topics.
Amera: Subscribe solely because I put what I learned in "Investigative Journalism 101" to use and joined a urine therapy group on Facebook to report what I found back to you guys - enjoy!
00 - THE ONE WHERE AMERA TAKES OVER
Eddie: Welcome! In this episode, we talk about how we met and what our plans for the podcast are - well, Amera does, because she barely lets me speak.
Amera: In my defense, Eddie’s mic was fucked up, so I had to save us from embarrassment. Also, I am naturally more interesting to listen to - enjoy!